Where, you ask, would Elected Hotties go on vacation?
A little place we like to call Saint Kitts. And Nevis. We're in Nevis, too.
It's the smallest nation in the Americas. And it's hot. Back before you know it.
A new way to make your voice heard
NOW SEEN IN 46 STATES and GUAM!!
People always want to know if their elected officials are using tax money wisely. They want to know how they vote on the issues. That stuff is nice.
But we just want to figure out who is hotter.
Every week, we'll present you with a new two-week poll. Vote for your favorite, and we'll reveal the winner in two weeks.
Watch your favorites advance to the finals!
And for all of you haters out there, don't be jerks.
People always want to know if their elected officials are using tax money wisely. They want to know how they vote on the issues. That stuff is nice.
But we just want to figure out who is hotter.
Every week, we'll present you with a new two-week poll. Vote for your favorite, and we'll reveal the winner in two weeks.
Watch your favorites advance to the finals!
And for all of you haters out there, don't be jerks.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
You know who you are
Dear Orem,
That's the best name we can think to call you right now. Don't you think we see the stream of clicks coming from you to Elected Hotties? We're guessing that you're voting for hometown hunk Sen. Mark Madsen, R-Lehi. And you should.
But please vote once.
We really didn't think we were going to have to have this talk. But this is a fun blog, a family blog. And we don't want to have to explain to our little future elected hotties that some people will cheat (gasp!) just to make sure someone wins.
No doubt you've found a way around Blogger's cookie tracker that allows the honest people to vote once. Good for you.
Now stop it.
May the hotness be with you forever.
Love,
The editors
That's the best name we can think to call you right now. Don't you think we see the stream of clicks coming from you to Elected Hotties? We're guessing that you're voting for hometown hunk Sen. Mark Madsen, R-Lehi. And you should.
But please vote once.
We really didn't think we were going to have to have this talk. But this is a fun blog, a family blog. And we don't want to have to explain to our little future elected hotties that some people will cheat (gasp!) just to make sure someone wins.
No doubt you've found a way around Blogger's cookie tracker that allows the honest people to vote once. Good for you.
Now stop it.
May the hotness be with you forever.
Love,
The editors
Monday, August 4, 2008
America the Beautiful
Poll No. 24
No. It's not just a song anymore. Give me these governors over purple-fruited plains any day. Whether you're headed to The Last Frontier, The Great Lakes State or The Evergreen State, you're going to find a pretty good looking woman in charge. Just something else that makes America great.
We've just found the hottest female governors in the United States and we're giving you a chance to vote on them. Aren't we wonderful?

Gov. Sarah Palin
Alaska

Gov. Jennifer Granholm
Michigan

Gov. Christine Gregoire
Washington
No. It's not just a song anymore. Give me these governors over purple-fruited plains any day. Whether you're headed to The Last Frontier, The Great Lakes State or The Evergreen State, you're going to find a pretty good looking woman in charge. Just something else that makes America great.
We've just found the hottest female governors in the United States and we're giving you a chance to vote on them. Aren't we wonderful?

Gov. Sarah Palin
Alaska

Gov. Jennifer Granholm
Michigan

Gov. Christine Gregoire
Washington
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Editorial: Ode to the Others
So a few things need to be said and we are going to say them. Though we tirelessly hunt for the hottest of the hot all over the state, once we present the candidates to our voters the results are out of our hands.
However, there have been a few times when we have sat helplessly while who we thought were clear favorites were brutally trounced in the polls. We winced as the polls closed and often searched for answers. Sometimes, hottie candidate “groupies” rally support for a favorite and recruit voters, some find ways to vote more than once and sometimes the photos we have just don't do the hottie justice.
Take Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker. Granted, he was up against Farmington Mayor Scott "the Stunner" Harbertson, which could be daunting for anyone. But Becker's charm and good looks should have provided for a much tighter race.
Then there is Sen. Pat Jones. She's a looker. We've seen her in person and she is very well put together: stylish, poised and nary a hair out of place. Not to diminish Sen Margaret Dayton's squeaker victory, but we feel the poll photo fell tragically short of doing her justice. Our bad Pat.
We applaud those who would be able to point out a bad picture to us and send us a more fitting one in the name of fairness.
Coincidently, the Senate men's race also had some of us scratching our heads. There is no doubt that Sen. Mark Madsen isn't too hard on the eyes. He's a tall drink of water with a winning smile. Nonetheless, EH feels that Sen. Scott McCoy was grossly overlooked. He is fit, tall with boyish good looks and a confident stride. How is it that he only got 13 percent of the vote people?!
Then in the Legislative finals once again Madsen comes out victorious against Rep. Greg Hughes, aka "Blue Eyes." Let’s face it, aside from those piercing baby blues he's got a set of playful dimples, raven hair and that oh-so-bronzed skin, yet he lost by a landslide. C'mon!
So we just want to let those candidates know that just because you fell short in the polls doesn't mean you're not smokin'. Thanks for being hot.
However, there have been a few times when we have sat helplessly while who we thought were clear favorites were brutally trounced in the polls. We winced as the polls closed and often searched for answers. Sometimes, hottie candidate “groupies” rally support for a favorite and recruit voters, some find ways to vote more than once and sometimes the photos we have just don't do the hottie justice.
Take Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker. Granted, he was up against Farmington Mayor Scott "the Stunner" Harbertson, which could be daunting for anyone. But Becker's charm and good looks should have provided for a much tighter race.
Then there is Sen. Pat Jones. She's a looker. We've seen her in person and she is very well put together: stylish, poised and nary a hair out of place. Not to diminish Sen Margaret Dayton's squeaker victory, but we feel the poll photo fell tragically short of doing her justice. Our bad Pat.
We applaud those who would be able to point out a bad picture to us and send us a more fitting one in the name of fairness.
Coincidently, the Senate men's race also had some of us scratching our heads. There is no doubt that Sen. Mark Madsen isn't too hard on the eyes. He's a tall drink of water with a winning smile. Nonetheless, EH feels that Sen. Scott McCoy was grossly overlooked. He is fit, tall with boyish good looks and a confident stride. How is it that he only got 13 percent of the vote people?!
Then in the Legislative finals once again Madsen comes out victorious against Rep. Greg Hughes, aka "Blue Eyes." Let’s face it, aside from those piercing baby blues he's got a set of playful dimples, raven hair and that oh-so-bronzed skin, yet he lost by a landslide. C'mon!
So we just want to let those candidates know that just because you fell short in the polls doesn't mean you're not smokin'. Thanks for being hot.
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