Hottest governor gets the nod

As if having Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (pronounced pay-lin) win the recent Elected Hotties poll for female governors wasn't enough, now she's gone and won the heart of Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee.

We're just guessing the McCain crew had done its research and reached all the way across the United States and Canada and into the United States again to one of our nation's loneliest outposts — Alaska — to help combat the star power of the Obama camp.

We just like to think that we helped, because so many of you threw your votes behind Sarah before she won the Republican VP nod.

Sarah Palin
The hottest potential vice president ever!

Here at Elected Hotties, we couldn't help but wonder if an Obama/Palin ticket would have been the hottest presidential ticket since the Taft/Sherman ticket of 1908. We're pretty sure that would be the case.

Alas and alack, our two hottest candidates are from different parties. But Sarah is a winner in more ways than one: Outdoorsy = hot. New governing culture in Alaska = hot. Former beauty queen = hot.

See?

Poll results:
Sarah Palin: 74 percent
Jennifer Granholm: 16 percent
Christine Gregoire: 9 percent

O say, can you see?

Poll No. 25

Can you? Can you see? Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

If it's by the dawn's early light, by twilight's last gleaming, by rocket's red glare or by bombs bursting in air, we proudly hail our hottest male governors. In which of these hotties is your trust?




Arnold Schwarzenegger
California









Martin O'Malley
Maryland









Deval Patrick
Massachusetts









Rick Perry
Texas










Jon Huntsman, Jr.
Utah

Hottest male official in Utah

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I'd like you to get up out of your seats and put your hands together for Sen. Mark Madsen, the hottest male elected official in Utah!!!

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(Mark takes a bow, uproarious applause, cheers)



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Mark Madsen
Utah's other hottest!

Poll results:
Mark Madsen: 49 percent (67 votes)
Scott Harbertson: 42 percent (57 votes)
Jon Pike: 5 percent (7 votes)
Thomas Low: 2 percent (4 votes)

Elected Hotties on vacation

Where, you ask, would Elected Hotties go on vacation?

A little place we like to call Saint Kitts. And Nevis. We're in Nevis, too.

It's the smallest nation in the Americas. And it's hot. Back before you know it.