Hottest male county official in Utah

Did we tell you Thomas Low, Wasatch County's venerable county attorney, had mythical greatness, or did we tell you Thomas Low, Wasatch County's venerable county attorney, had mythical greatness?

Of course we told you.

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas. And Thomas was hot, so hot that would demolish the competition when the good people voted. And there was never anyone hotter."

That's how the story of Thomas Low will be written, as least if Elected Hotties gets to write it. (We're hoping for the movie rights, as well.)

Thomas Low
The hottest!

Thomas won yet another astounding victory over previous county winners Michael Jensen, Marty Gleave, Kurt Taylor and Dale Eyre, each of whom had his own astounding victory. Thomas just has the astoundingest victory so far.

Let's see where his hotness gets him in the semifinals in a few weeks. See you Monday.

Poll results:
Thomas Low: 70 percent
Michael Jensen: 12 percent
Marty Gleave: 8 percent
Dale Eyre: 4 percent
Kurt Taylor: 4 percent