A new way to make your voice heard


People always want to know if their elected officials are using tax money wisely. They want to know how they vote on the issues. That stuff is nice.

But we just want to figure out who is hotter.

Every week, we'll present you with a new two-week poll. Vote for your favorite, and we'll reveal the winner in two weeks.

Watch your favorites advance to the finals!

And for all of you haters out there, don't be jerks.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Sherrie, Sherrie baby

Won't you come out tonight? Won't you come out and congratulate Salt Lake County Clerk Sherrie Swensen for coming out on top of the Wasatch women? We thought for a minute that Salt Lake County Councilwoman Jenny Wilson's supporters would boost her to the top, but Sherrie's valiant crew prevailed.

And doesn't it make sense that the woman who does passports and runs the elections in Salt Lake County should come out victorious in an election of the people, as well?

OK, so she is serving her fifth four-year term as county clerk. Do your realize that by 2011, she will have made Salt Lake County 20 years hotter? Do you realize it or not?!

Sherrie Swensen
Get your passport to hotness!

According to her bio, she advocates Election Day Registration, early voting and voting by mail. So do we. Except we'd rather you vote here at Elected Hotties.

And by the way, don't screw with Sherrie's elections. When some dude voted twice in 2006 just to see if he could, Sherrie was not impressed. That's what we love about her: You can't impress her with shenanigans. But you can impress her by being a Democrat or with your skills of bowling, tennis, rollerblading and waterskiing.

So next time you vote for something, make it a vote for Sherrie, the hot clerk. And feel free to cast your ballots for the Wasatch Front men. See you Monday for the next poll.

Poll results:
Sherrie Swensen: 36 percent
Jenny Wilson: 33 percent
Louenda Downs: 16 percent
Jan Zogmaister: 10 percent
LuAnn Adams: 3 percent

Editor's Note: I just got this from Sherrie.

"Thanks for contacting me. I am a bit surprised and flattered, but the only time I think of myself as hot is when I have a hot flash. No, I haven't ever won anything like this before."

See. Hot, humble and humorous. She got the triple H. Congrats, Sherrie.


Anonymous said...

And don't forget the standing ovation Sherrie Swensen deserves for employing Nick Floros for all of those years. She sure knows how to pick those sexual harassment types!

Editor said...

OK. I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm in your post. Do you have anything nice to say?

Anonymous said...

Way to go Sherrie! Not only are you beautiful on the outside but for everyone that knows you personally, you are just as incredible and beautiful on the inside. If there were more people like you in the world it would certainly be a better place! Thanks for breaking the mold and not being the "sterotypical" politician! You truly do care about the citizens of SL County and it shows each day through your dedication and service. Congrats again and keep up the fabulous work as Clerk!

Our winners so far