A new way to make your voice heard

NOW SEEN IN 46 STATES and GUAM!!

People always want to know if their elected officials are using tax money wisely. They want to know how they vote on the issues. That stuff is nice.

But we just want to figure out who is hotter.

Every week, we'll present you with a new two-week poll. Vote for your favorite, and we'll reveal the winner in two weeks.

Watch your favorites advance to the finals!

And for all of you haters out there, don't be jerks.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Hottest male official in Utah

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I'd like you to get up out of your seats and put your hands together for Sen. Mark Madsen, the hottest male elected official in Utah!!!

(enthusiastic applause, music)



(sustained appluase)



(waning applause)



(Mark takes a bow, uproarious applause, cheers)



(another bow)



(sustained applause, catcalls)



(Mark does a jig, laughter, applause)



(waning applause)



(waning applause)



(light applause)



(single clap)


Mark Madsen
Utah's other hottest!


Poll results:
Mark Madsen: 49 percent (67 votes)
Scott Harbertson: 42 percent (57 votes)
Jon Pike: 5 percent (7 votes)
Thomas Low: 2 percent (4 votes)

Monday, August 11, 2008

Elected Hotties on vacation

Where, you ask, would Elected Hotties go on vacation?

A little place we like to call Saint Kitts. And Nevis. We're in Nevis, too.

It's the smallest nation in the Americas. And it's hot. Back before you know it.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

You know who you are

Dear Orem,

That's the best name we can think to call you right now. Don't you think we see the stream of clicks coming from you to Elected Hotties? We're guessing that you're voting for hometown hunk Sen. Mark Madsen, R-Lehi. And you should.

But please vote once.

We really didn't think we were going to have to have this talk. But this is a fun blog, a family blog. And we don't want to have to explain to our little future elected hotties that some people will cheat (gasp!) just to make sure someone wins.

No doubt you've found a way around Blogger's cookie tracker that allows the honest people to vote once. Good for you.

Now stop it.

May the hotness be with you forever.

Love,

The editors

Monday, August 4, 2008

America the Beautiful

Poll No. 24

No. It's not just a song anymore. Give me these governors over purple-fruited plains any day. Whether you're headed to The Last Frontier, The Great Lakes State or The Evergreen State, you're going to find a pretty good looking woman in charge. Just something else that makes America great.

We've just found the hottest female governors in the United States and we're giving you a chance to vote on them. Aren't we wonderful?





Gov. Sarah Palin
Alaska










Gov. Jennifer Granholm
Michigan









Gov. Christine Gregoire
Washington

Our winners so far