Who will be the next mayor of Hotsville?

Poll No. 19

Most people view their politicians just like their sprinkler system: Set it and forget it. Or in this case, elect them and forget them. Here are four mayors who will urge you, by their sheer good looks, to not forget about them. You don't want to forget about them. You can't forget about them.

You elected them. And you should be glad, because they're hot. Here they are: Your hottest male mayors. Can I get a motion?





Centerville Mayor
Ron Russell









Spanish Fork Mayor
Joe Thomas









Salt Lake City Mayor
Ralph Becker









Farmington Mayor
Scott Harbertson




To the rest of the cities in Utah, please get a website. If you have a website, please post some pics of your elected officials. Photos were hard to come by. All of the other cities in this nation, would you please follow suit?

Mad for Madsen

Elected Hotties: Nice job, Sen. Madsen. You won. Where are you going next?

Mark: I'm going to the finals, Baby!

Elected Hotties: That's right. Now that you've dispatched House hunk Greg Hughes, you will be going to our final round when the public determines who is the hottest elected official in Utah. That's in a few weeks.

Mark: I can't wait!

Elected Hotties: Neither can we, Mark. Neither can we.

Mark Madsen
Another legislative victory!

Poll results:
Mark Madsen: 77 percent
Greg Hughes: 22 percent

How hot is your mayor?

Poll No. 18

There's a serious shortage in this state, a shortage of female mayors. But we managed to find a couple of hot ones to go head to head to vie your vote. We're pitting Kaysville Mayor Neka Roundy against Brigham City Mayor Lou Ann Christensen. Have fun. And in the mean time, ladies, please run for office.




Neka Roundy








Lou Ann Christensen

Dayton's day

Welcome back from the weekend. Sorry we weren't here for your Elected Hotties fix on Friday. You'll survive, probably.

But what we really need to document is the fact that the venerable senator from Orem, Margaret Dayton, pulled off a sneak-attack win over her younger counterpart from Salt Lake City, Jennifer Seelig.

Best of luck, Margaret. You'll represent the Utah Legislature's women in our poll of Utah's hottest elected officials in a few weeks.

Margaret Dayton, R-Orem

Actually, can we call you Maggie?

Poll results:
Margaret Dayton: 58 percent
Jennifer Seelig: 41 percent

Leg. semifinal, the men

Poll No. 17

Here's another quick and dirty poll.

Rep. Greg Hughes, R-Draper, took home the hottest title in the Utah House of Reps.
Sen. Mark Madsen, R-Lehi, took home the hottest title in the Utah Senate.

Now, it's up to you, America.

Which one of these hotties is going to represent the Utah Legislature in our final Utah poll in a few weeks?





Greg Hughes, R-Draper










Mark Madsen, R-Lehi






Remember, vote early.

A true senate majority

Not only is this Utah senator in the majority party, but he won the our most recent poll with more votes than anyone ever. He didn't get 100 votes or 110 or 120. Mark Madsen got 127 votes!

There's something going on here, something that can be explained by the following statements:

When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Senator Madsen.
Senator Madsen does not sleep. He waits.
Superman owns a pair of Senator Madsen pajamas.
Senator Madsen doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Senator Madsen can slam a revolving door.
Senator Madsen knows the wrong way to eat a Reese's.

The rest of the list can be found at The Senate Site.

Mark's been a fan of trying to help out the homeschooled kids get out more, but his bill to let them join public school's extracurricular activities, like sports teams, failed to make it to the head of the class.

Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch of Homeschoolers, boyyyyyyy!
Starring Mark Madsen, R-Lehi

Watch Mark take on Rep. Greg Hughes on Monday for the title of hottest guy in the Utah Legislature!

Poll results:
Mark Madsen: 49 percent
Sheldon Killpack: 34 percent
Scott McCoy: 13 percent
Darin Peterson: 2 percent
Ross Romero: .7 percent

Leg. semifinal, the ladies

Poll No. 16

Short and sweet here.
You voted for Rep. Jennifer Seelig, D-Salt Lake City, and she won.
You voted for Sen. Margaret Dayton, R-Orem, and she won.

So now you have to decide which of these fine ladies will represent the Utah Legislature in the contest for hottest female elected official in Utah.

Who's it gonna be? Just remember not to let this become a partisan race.





Jennifer Seelig, D-Salt Lake City









Margaret Dayton, R-Orem

Madame Senator, you're hot

Education in Utah is so hot right now. But it wouldn't be hot without Margaret Dayton. The senator from Orem is the Senate Education Committee chairwoman. That rocks!

The Utah System of Higher Education thinks this homemaker is so hot that it awarded her an honorary doctorate. So that makes Margaret a veritable Dr. Hot.

You know what else makes Margaret hot? This. See, she's not afraid to stand by a "testicle festival" sign.

Margaret Dayton, R-Orem
Utah County's finest

She's as comfortable expounding on her concerns about an international baccalaureate program, whatever that is, as she is appropriating stuff for natural resources. She advocates for local and state control of Utah education. That's why we're pleased to say, Madame Senator, you're hot.

Poll results:
Margaret Dayton: 49 percent
Pat Jones: 42 percent
Carlene Walker: 8 percent

Sen. men

Poll No. 15

This is the Senate, Son. These are the few, the proud, the elite. At any given time, only 29 people hold the title of senator in Utah. As you would expect here in the reddest of red states, 21 of the senators are Republicans.

But when it comes to which senators are elected hotties, we bring you three Repubs and two Dems.

May the hottest man win.





Darin Peterson, R-Nephi











Mark Madsen, R-Lehi











Sheldon Killpack, R-Syracuse












Ross Romero, D-Salt Lake










Scott McCoy, D-Salt Lake